Woman’s Review Of Dates On Yelp Are Hilarious: ‘Handjob In The Theatre, He Took Forever And My Arm Got Tired. One Star.’

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In what is probably the most genius idea ever, a woman has taken to reviewing the dates she’s been on using none other than Yelp.

Natalie Walker, 25, decided to create an account on Yelp – which is basically another version of Trip Advisor – to review the restaurants and venues she’d been to. But with a brilliant twist.

Instead of actually reviewing normal things like the service, the food and the venues, she decided to review her dates instead.

As can be expected, the results are wonderful.

Walker, who is an actress from New York, explained on Twitter: “I am leaving Yelp reviews for every place I have ever gone on a date but just reviewing the date.”

She was inspired to set up her account after hibernating on a Monday and searching Yelp for the best place to get some French toast.

Something sparked in her brain and she rolled with it. Soon she was reminiscing about terrible dates and writing them as reviews.

So far she’s written a hearty array of hilarious anecdotes.

One of her reviews revisits a cinema trip where she gave her high school boyfriend a hand job and her arm got tired.

The experience was rated one star.

Another time she went to a musical and realised she’d never be able to love another human as much as the song “The Room Where It Happens” and, shortly after, her and her boyfriend of four-and-a-half years broke up.

The musical, however, still got a five-star review.

Here are some of her other brilliant dates.

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